Pac-Txt: Pac-Man meets Zork

Someone has made Pacman into a text adventure. Commands include "look around" "forward" "back" and "eat dot." It's surprisingly fun, except I keep getting attacked by ghosts which means I "pass out and awake minutes later back where you began." It's all done neatly on the website, so it's easily playable during a slow day at work (just to give an example).