Doggy Condoms

Here is a site that offers to sell you Doggy Condoms. Billed as more humane than spaying or neutering the pets, this invites you to "keep your puppy peppering the powerful dog spunk that makes him who he is without the typical regret so often associated with humping mutt-style neighborhood bitches." The site walks a tonal line that makes it hard to tell if it's a joke or not, but the more I look at it, the more I'm sure it is. The more you look at it, the more I'm sure you will be, too. Thanks to Nick for the link.